Real MEN!

We are men. Men are tough, hard and from Mars. Men think with their… uhhh stick… Men are strong. Men have beards and fight. Men work, provide, protect. Men men men!

And then there is me. Haha. I can be tough, I can think with my stick, I am strong, I have a beard sometimes, I provide, protect. But I also go to a spa to get a facial. I change outfits before I go out and think about what to wear. I talk about my feelings, nag, am inconsequent, have lady friends.

So. What does that make me?